There are times when you just want to kill someone. Well when one of your friends brings you to an expensive restaurant whitout you knowing, then you know the time of your first kill finally came
Cosplay and Attack on titan
Me: *I found my mother in front of the computer searching for something on ebay* What are you looking for?
Mum: I'm looking for your Ymir cosplay.
Me: Mum, I'm not suited to be Ymir.
Mum: You're right, you don't have a Christa.
Me: Yeah, as you say. Now, can you leave my computer?
Mum: Do you want a Christa?
Mum: Do you remember my co-worker's daughter? I think she's interested in you. We may try and ask her.
Me: That's the worst idea you have ever had.
Mum: But she's cute, and she's blond. You'd love her!
Me: Mum, are you trying to find me a girlfriend I haven't asked for?
I love how Free! is messing up with all the character stereotypes